WHO: Severus Snape and those poor sods that come over because it's January 9th, which is apparently significant for some people.
WHERE: Snape's townhouse (or around town, etc)
WHEN: January 9th
WARNINGS: Snape is his own warning.
SUMMARY: Snape has had his first post-death birthday. This is pretty big.
FORMAT: WORDS

( Get out of the road if you want to grow old. )